Thursday, July 14, 2011

Vampire Weekend On The Monster Channel - July 15th - 17th!

This weekend, The Monster Channel; the world's premiere online Horror Host channel, is all about those lusty, bloodthirsty, undead, beings known as Vampires!

The fun begins on Friday July 15th, at 8pm EST/7 Central, when A. Ghastlee Ghoul hosts "Vampire Happening," and "Joe Nosferatu!" Then, appropriately enough, at midnight, stay tuned for Midnite Mausoleum, as those cuties Marlena Midnite and Robyn Graves host "Crypt Of The Living Dead!" Prizes will be given away throughout the night, so be there!

Then, on Saturday night, the weekend really starts to sizzle, at 8pm EST/7 Central, as my beautiful Enchantress Nocturna & I present the overtly sexual "Horrible Sexy Vampire!" Joining us on this ALL-NEW show will be the legendary Count Gore De Vol, and our close friend Undead Johnny! As if that weren't enough, look for a cameo from our sexy sorceress friend Penny Dreadful, and the way cool Garou, and Manfred Von Bulow!

Following us, at 10:30pm EST/9:30 Central, Penny & Garou host "Count Dracula And His Vampire Brides!" Then, stay tuned, because after Penny, it's more of our fellow Chicagoland Horror Host Undead Johnny, as he presents "Fangs Of The Living Dead!" If you like Horror Hosts, and/or Vampire movies, then, make Saturday night a Monster Channel night!

On Sunday afternoon, at 4pm EST/3pm Central, the late, great Dr. Creep will be hosting Vincent Price in "The Last Man On Earth!"


Only The Monster Channel can bring you a weekend full of Top Notch, A-List Horror Hosts, and solid programming, like this, so, tell your friends, and "share" this on your Facebook page!

The Monster Channel is located at www.MonsterChannel.tv!


Be there, or stay square!


- The BONE JANGLER


www.thebonejangler.com



Sunday, May 22, 2011

An Open Wound





Yesterday, Grandma wanted to take Young Master Gregory to the cemetery, so that he could place flowers at his mother's grave. His mother died when he was only 1 year old, and her 40th birthday would've been last Friday. Well, Greggy's never been too fond of visiting her grave, as doing so sort of pours salt into an open wound he's had for nearly 10 years. I offered to go with, and he agreed to go.






One thing that really annoys me is that none of the people in his mother's family, a very, very prominent family in the Fox Valley region (their name is on half of the buildings in the area), has ever inquired about Greggy, his well being, nothing, since his mother's death.






It was sad to see Greggy at his mother's grave, but, he was really good about it. He silently spoke to her, as he stared at her grave. He's such a good boy, but, when it was time to leave, he was relieved, and, I don't blame him.






I love you, Greggy!






- The Bone Jangler






Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Throw away your TVs? I don't think so.





Today, some members of The Horror Host Underground were discussing how important Public Access Television is. I made a point to say that, if a fellow Horror Host's show is seen online-only, that they really need to see the bigger picture. Television, commercial broadcast, or Public Access, draws a far greater number of viewers than the Internet.






Currently, there are 2 online sites that air Horror Hosts on their respective "channels." If you add their highest total viewers together you fall far, far short of the average number of viewers you can count on to watch you on a Public Access station in even a moderate-sized community.






What does this have to do with N.W.A.?






Last night, I stopped by the local liquor store to pick up various items. As I pulled up, in front of the store, there were 3 police cars, and 4 cops, surrounding 4, or 5, dudes that pretty much looked like N.W.A. I got out of my car, and made my way just behind the gathering, saying, "Hey," to the cop who appeared to be the senior officer on the scene. He asked me how I was doing. "Doing well, thank you," I replied. The guys they had surrounded were sitting on the sidewalk, sipping 40s out of brown paper bags. As soon I got near the door, all of them were, like, "Yo, do you know who you're talkin' to? That's The Bone Jangler!" The cop I'd said hello to, looked at me, and smiled. I shrugged, and said, "I'm on TV." It took me a few minutes to get inside the store, because these guys all knew who I was, were somewhat surprised to see me in person, apparently, and, most likely, didn't mind the momentary distraction my arrival was providing. "Dude, that's The Bone Jangler! You don't know who The Bone Jangler is? Don't you watch TV?"






As I made my way inside, one of my homies asked, "Bone Daddy, you got 50 cent I could borrow?" I told him, "Gimme a minute." Inside, the guy who owns the place apologized to me. I told him that it was no big deal, that no one was bothering me. On my way out, the guys were all saying things, like, "Man, they don't believe it's really you!" I looked at them, and then at the police, and smiled, and said, "Well, I guess I'll have to show them some pix on my phone. Then, we'll see if they believe it." Everybody had a good laugh, when I whipped out my cell, and started showing everyone involved pic, after pic, of me and Nocturna ("Dude, she fine, Bro!"), HARMony, etc.






I wonder how many people were out there on that curb last night who watch us online?






- The BONE JANGLER















Saturday, May 7, 2011



Tonight, Nocturna & I make history, as we become the first Horror Hosts to have our shows appear back-to-back on both ARTV (http://www.alternativerealities.tv/), and, The MONSTER CHANNEL (http://www.100ymm.com/)! The party starts at 8pm Eastern/7pm Central, on ARTV. Nocturna & I will be hosting "Santo Y Blue Demon Contra Los Monstruos." After the ARTV show, we make our long-awaited debut appearance on The MONSTER CHANNEL, at 10pm Eastern/9pm Central.



Coven Sex Bomb Penny Layne joins us, as we host Commisioner Gordon, lovely Linda Christian, Alan Alda's father, and, from "The Brainiac," Ariadna Welter!






Please, if you're able, join us online, and, tell your friends!






- The BONE JANGLER



Saturday, April 23, 2011

Of Saviors, Bunnies, and Horror Hosts

Easter symbolizes the ascension of Jesus Christ into Heaven.

On Easter, Jesus rose from the grave in what is known as The Resurrection.

Jesus died for the sins of mankind on Good Friday. He was crucified, nailed to a cross until he died. His body was entombed. When his tomb was approached on Easter Sunday, the boulder sealing his tomb had been rolled away, and the tomb was empty.

Jesus Christ died for the sins of all mankind. Christ suffered, and died, so that you might live life to the fullest, with the assurance of salvation.

While the Easter Bunny is a cute, and loveable, dude, a tradition that all children embrace, until they become too smart for their own good, Jesus Christ and His Resurrection is the true meaning of Easter. I'm not even from here (I'm from Beyond), and *all* of this is quite clear to me.

Now, I'm off to bite the ears off of some (preferably dark) chocolate bunnies, and, perhaps, enjoy some outdoor grilling with Nocturna, Young Master Gregory, and The Coven.

Happy Easter, everyone, believers, and non, alike!

- The BONE JANGLER
http://www.thebonejangler.com

Saturday, November 27, 2010

What I'm Thankful For, and More!


Thanksgiving Day has passed. I'm hoping that all of you, even you vegans out there, enjoyed the day for what it truly is: a day of being thankful for the good things in life, big and small. Of course, I too have much to be thankful for. I'm thankful that my boy Greggy beat the odds 5 years ago, and is a happy, healthy 10 year old (soon to be 11). And, of course, I'm thankful to have the love of a beautiful, sexy, talented, intelligent woman - Enchantress Nocturna.


The BIG news? Nocturna & I are engaged to be married, following a lengthy courtship!!!

Yes, it's true. We've made it official. Many thanks to the many of you who've wished us well. I'll be responding to you all individually soon. Thank you!


And, in other big news, after a 3 month hiatus, Nocturna, Young Master Gregory, The Coven, & I are about to begin taping shows for our impending New Era! We'll be taping on Monday! Much to be thankful for here, too, as I'll explain very soon!


Enjoy the rest of your holiday weekend!


- BONE DADDY

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Miracle Milestone Part 2: Greggy's Story



Our story, so far... My nephew; Greggy, or Young Master Gregory, as he's often referred to these days, came home from school one day with a bump on his head. He hadn't hit his head on anything, no one had hit him. In fact, he had no idea it was there, let alone where it came from. That bump was the first of 2 miracles, because it caused doctors to look inside, and find something that would've otherwise gone undetected, and burrow into his brain, most likely leading to his death some 13 years later.

Our nighttime show; "The Bone Jangler," first hit the television airwaves in September of 2001. In September of 2005, I created a 2nd show, a show that would air in the daytime, and be aimed at an all-ages audience, a show that Greggy could participate in, and call his own (even if I do all of the editing, etc.). On the first episode of "The Bone Jangler's Daytime Dungeon," I hosted the thing all by myself. Before we shot the 2nd episode, something called a "benign dermatoid," a sort of cyst/tumor combo, was found lurking inside of the area between Greggy's skull, and his brain. An operation would have to be performed, a very risky operation with a mere 1% success rate. The other 99% of people who have the operation die, or (worse, in my opinion) become a "vegetable." Thankfully, 1 of only 3 surgeons in the world capable of performing the procedure operated out of the Chicagoland area. The surgery was scheduled for Wednesday, November 16th. If we were to make certain that Greggy were ever to appear on TV, on his show, no less, we had to hurry.

On Tuesday, November 8th, 2001, we made our way to Fabyan Park, a huge sprawling piece of land, spanning both sides (and the middle) of the Fox River, that was once the home, and property of an eccentric man by the name of Colonel Fabyan, a guy who reminded me of Teddy Roosevelt, only with a lot more money. There, we taped a good hour's worth of footage of Greggy & I chewing up the scenery, and frolicking in the Autumn leaves. It was a fun shoot, and, whatever awkwardness there was with this being 5 year old Greggy's first time in front of the TV camera, it was more than matched by the cuteness of the whole thing. Greggy was, and still is, a good looking boy, and he was so small then. Gone was the growling, swaggering Bone Jangler, and in his place was a doting uncle/father figure, proud of his boy, and eager (in more ways than one, due to the impending surgery) to get him on TV, for all of the world to see. Later, after the show had aired locally, and then made it's way across the country, I'd receive e-mails from viewers saying things like, "I never thought a Bone Jangler show would make me cry, but I did." These comments were made in reference to the end credits scene in the show, where Greggy & I are playing Hide and Seek, etc., in the leaves. I write them back, and tell them, that, if those scenes made them cry, then, they'd best break out their Kleenex again, because the story behind the camera was much more moving.

With Greggy's surgery scheduled for the morning of Wednesday, November 16th, 2005, I was in a bad spot. Back then, I owned a comic book shop/used bookstore, and, Wednesday was (and still is) new release day. There was no one else who could operate the store that day, much less handle all of the pulling of ordered product for subscription customers. I would be unable to be in both places at once, and, if I were to close up shop that day, it would've severely hurt the business. Greggy's father, and grandmother, would be there for the surgery. I forgot to mention earlier that Greggy's mother died when he was only 1 year old, and, thus, couldn't be there, at least not in a physical sense.

That day, 8 years ago today, was a very hard day for me. I got up extra early that morning, and raced to see Greggy, as he prepared to leave for the hospital. It was a very difficult time, and, I must admit, my eyes are tearing up a bit as I write these words. I looked at my boy a good long time, long enough to get a good look at him at every opportunity, but never so long in one stretch to alert him to the fact that he was headed off for something much, much more serious than he was led to believe. As I looked at him, I wondered to myself, "Is this the last time that I'll see you alive? Is this the end?" I may be omniscient as I choose to be at any given moment, but, sometimes, some things are beyond even me. The thought that he might die on the operating table, or become a lifeless "vegetable," was hard to fathom, yet, quite possible.

I made my way to my shop, and tried my best to go about performing the necessary duties associated with new release day. Lots of my customers took an early lunch that day, and spent it at my shop, so as to be there for me, and for Greggy. Online, at a little place called MySpace, thousands of friends rallied around, and, were "there" with me, with us. Hundreds of strangers were also there, having been forwarded the information via friend bulletins. Lisa Marie Presley, someone I've yet to meet, learned of Greggy's situation, and had devoted the front page of her website to Greggy, asking her fans, and friends, to pray for my little boy. I may not have been at my boy's side, but, I was not alone.

The surgery was scheduled for about 10:00am. At about 9:30am, I received a call. I knew it had something to do with Greggy's operation, as we didn't open until 11:00am, and no one ever called the shop until around that time. I nervously answered the phone. The surgery was over. They'd started it much earlier. The doctor, and his staff, were not anxious to have to cut a 5 year old, motherless, boy open like that, and perform a surgery that had only a 1% success rate. So, they'd decided to get on with the delicate work at hand. I was afraid to ask how it went, the earliness of the call having thrown me off. The doctor had previously thought that the dermatoid was the size of a pebble. When he got in there, he discovered that it was actually the size of 2 golf balls! Regardless of that unexpected surprise, the surgery went off without a hitch, and went very quickly. The doctor couldn't believe the result, and referred to the outcome as a "miracle." And, of course, it was a miracle. As the doctor had gone in to perform the surgery, he'd stated that it weren't his hands that were going to be performing the surgery, but, rather, God's.

Greggy came home from the hospital much earlier than was expected, coming home just 2 days later. Friends, fans, and complete strangers, alike, were so kind to my little boy, and sent cards, letters, and presents (mostly of the Monster Kid variety), to Greggy. He was blown away by the incredible kindness shown toward him, and couldn't fathom that people from all over the country knew who he was, and wanted to send him these things. It went a long way towards helping him with the healing process. While he didn't quite know it at the time, and is only just now beginning to catch on, 8 years later, he'd had a huge chunk of his skull permanently removed, and replaced with a soft, organic paste/mesh. The idea being that, with him being as young as he was, his skull would grow, and fuse together with the mesh, and eventually solidify.

When he returned to school a few months later, he was required to wear a helmet for certain activities, like gym class, which he wasn't supposed to participate in at all. As it turns out, many of his schoolmates made fun of him, having to wear that helmet, one of 2 scars associated with his surgery that he bears to this very day. However, he is alive, and well, thanks to our friends, fans, peers, celebrities, complete strangers, and, of course, God.

I have more to say about this subject, but, find myself unable to at this moment. Thank you to everyone who was there for my boy, those 8 years ago today! And, if you're one of those who believe that miracles aren't possible, think again.